Friday 25 April 2008

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's laptop

Chuck Norris is always in control!

Ah, the relief of finishing the final year project for college. As you can guess by the amount of posts on the blog, I have been doing other things. Spending a lot of time "researching" my project somebody pointed out to me to Google "find chuck norris" and press "I'm Feeling Lucky" (Thanks Fitzy!)

Sure enough, those smart guys (& girls) at google came up with this.

Very nice. Must be the person with the same job as the Virgle post!

Wednesday 2 April 2008

The 100 year plan :-)



Well you have to put your hands together for Google and their April Fools jokes. I really enjoyed lasts years one, but Virgle. Brilliant.

“Starting in 2014, Virgin founder Richard Branson and Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin will be leading hundreds of users on one of the grandest adventures in human history: Project Virgle, the first permanent human colony on Mars.”

Virgle application form

So much effort and time must have been put into these hoaxes. So I now wish to put my CV into the Google April Fools Department and apply for a job to come up with elaborate hoaxes.



Sunday 16 March 2008

Free Download InfraRecorder





InfraRecorder is an open-source alternative to commercial CD and DVD burning software like Nero. It uses a standard graphical interface for creating disc images and an express creation wizard that helps guide you through the process for the less technology savvy people.

InfraRecorder is a really capable piece of software that allows you to burn all the usual kinds of CD and DVD types. It also supports the creation of dual-layer DVDs and the burning of ISO and BIN images. CNet tested it and said "We got perfect results from discs burned with the software and had no trouble using it from start to finish."


However there can be some slowdown using the application, especially when preparing to burn a disc.


If you have used Nero, Magic ISO or Daemon Tools to create DVD's and CD's, InfraRecorder is a fantastic open source alternative. However if your a complete newbie to burning software you might find Nero that little bit easier to use.

Download InfraRecorder Here





Wednesday 12 March 2008

Heuristic Evaluation of Website

During 3rd year of college, I had Human Computer Interaction as a subject. Simply we studied how people interact with computer's/computer applications, and how we can improve this interaction. Part of the subject was conducting a heuristic evaluation of a website. Unfortunatly for www.brooksvideo.com, I had to write up on them. Needless to say I pretty much slated the site (And got a good mark!). After this subject I still keep a keen eye on websites and think to myself, this is a nice site, or the case with the Ryanair.com site, wow did they actually pay somebody to develop this or was it Michael O'Leary's pet monkey! I'm currently developing a site myself, lets lets hope I don't shoot myself in the foot.


If you are studying HCI its worth looking up Jakob Nielsen. He's the main guru when it comes to this. So if your looking for an example of a heuristic evaluation, I have mine available to download as a PDF file.


Sunday 2 March 2008

Vista Advertisement Video

I just had to put this on my blog!

Thursday 28 February 2008

Eco Friendly Software???

I'm never in the same location for too long. Over the last 5 years I have gone through 3 laptops. One of the main things I have noticed is that battery life is getting better. However it's still far from being at the point of saying a laptop is the ultimate in portability. The vast majority of the time my laptop is plugged in. In my mind, the whole purpose of a laptop is to be wire free and to be portable. Not searching for a table within 3.5 meters of a power socket.

Depending of course on what I'm doing, I'd be lucky if my Vaio laptop running Windows Vista lasts over an hour. Credit is due to the hardware engineers over the last decade. We now have special mobile processors, RAM, 2.5' HDD, Graphics cards for mobile devices; all major successes for increasing battery life. In my opinion the software engineers out there needs to increase their efforts.

The majority of students have laptops now. Very few own their own desktop. Business men love showing off their latest flashy laptops. Laptops must be now the main form of computing in the 21st Century. So why do massive software companies like Microsoft create energy sapping products and operating systems? It's no secret that Vista will eat your battery life quicker than I can devour my €4.60 lunch from the canteen. Does Vista really need "Aero"....which is just for a "wow" factor and provides little for productivity or wow. I remember going into Harvey Normans in Limerick and being shown the new and amazing Windows Vista. The salesman showed me the see-through windows and media player. I asked if there was anything else, and he said ...'no'. Needless to say even then I wasn't impressed.

The whole world wants "green" cars, energy saving light bulbs, race against waste etc. etc., (try not to laugh) but maybe there is such a thing as eco friendly software!! So to get onto the point, I'm sure all software companies realise that their software is now more than likely going to be run on laptop's. And when they all read this rant, they will soon change their ways, but until then, here are are a few ways to increase your battery life.

  • Disable Aero feature in Vista
  • Disable any desktop toolbars/sidebars
  • Dim the brightness of your screen as low as you can tolerate
  • Exit any applications you not using (Eg winamp launcher, anything in task tray)
  • Try NOT to use USB devices (Flash drive, mouse etc)
  • Download Vista Battery Saver
  • Run MSConfig and disable programs you don't need in Startup section.
  • And for Gods sake don't use a laptop on your lap!

Quick Way of Doing Lines


Brilliant!

Wednesday 27 February 2008

Clearing Up Duplicate Files

Severe lack of posts this week. Working on an ASP.NET project at the moment. So just for another short entry here’s my download of the week. A nice handy one for helping you clear up some clutter from you’re hard disk. If you download/share files, there is a immense likelihood that you have some duplicate files.

Duplicate Cleaner saves disk space by finding identical files and allowing you to delete them. Find duplicate mp3s, photos, or perhaps old versions of documents.


You can download it here

Tuesday 19 February 2008

Weekly Download: Vista + AVG = Slow Start-Up

It has recently come to my attention that AVG anti virus (which is very good) hinders Vista when booting it up. I am unsure why, but if you want to speed it up I recommend Avast to use as an alternative. It looks pleasant and its easy to use and update. The application reminds me of a car stereo. I haven’t decided if that’s a good or a bad thing. And as always the price is right. Free.

So try it out. If you have Vista and currently using AVG, try using Avast and see if you notice the start-up speed. If you’re not using Vista, I would still highly recommend AVG, and hopefully they will sort out the problems with vista.

Download Avast Here

Monday 18 February 2008

Screw This!


I was having a problem with a laptop. It kept restarting randomly after giving the dreaded blue screen for a split second. No software problems to report. So I decided to take it apart to check if the fan still works, thinking maybe the problem was over-heating. 22 Screws later I finally managed to remove the casing. That amount of screws seems excessive. Suppose 4 of them were holding the hard drive in place. I always did prefer working on desktops! But the good news is its back working now. I put the 2.5' Hard-drive into an external enclosure to back up all the data and then proceeded to format the disk. Using the BIOS recovery diagnostics I managed (with some help) to re-install XP and so far (3 days) no random restarts. So YEAH!! Just goes to show you formatting is the ultimate way to fix computers problems.

Monday 11 February 2008

You know what really grinds my gears?


As you can see from some previous blog entries there's are few things that annoy me in the IT world. Here’s just a snippet of what bugs me...

  • Bebo - It's getting a bit ridiculous and has stupid adds on everyone's page. Maybe Bebo users should be receiving a cut of profits.
  • Caps Lock - See my previous article
  • Paying for Anti-Virus - The best programs seem to be the free ones. No annoying pop-ups, warning about subscriptions etc.
  • Windows Vista - It sucks! Really wished I went the MAC route now. Thank god for VMWare
  • One Laptop per Child (OLPC) Project - Maybe we could spend that money on more needy things for these people.
  • Amazon.com - Won't ship electronics to Ireland and have to visit XE.com every time to convert prices to €.
  • Internet Explorer - 6.0 was useless so they just copied Firefox and released 7.0. Still better browsers out there.
  • Youtube is 90% rubbish taking up valuable bandwidth
  • People texting whilst in the middle of conversation - You know who you are!!
  • iTunes ( and iPods) - One word RUBBISH.

Tuesday 5 February 2008

Diarmuid's Download of the Week - OpenOffice


This is the real deal people. OpenOffice is a FREE alternative to the vastly over priced Microsoft Office 2007 package. It includes a Word Processor (Word), Spreadsheet (Excel), Database manager (Access), a maths writer (handy for school work), a presentation suite (PowerPoint) and a Draw package for diagrams (Visio). Unlike Microsoft Office, OpenOffice was designed as one program and not designed separately. So once you’re up and running the programs work together really nicely.

Another great thing is if you own an illegal version of Office (and 72% of people do*) you can use this instead and not have to worry about updating other Microsoft products or installing their Genuine Checker. I have been using OpenOffice for over a year now and it is well worth a look at
if you need an Office type package. There are some downsides to open office. It is frequently updated (could be a good thing) which actually annoys me. Also the initial loading of the suite is longer than MS Office. Did I mention the price? Another alternative to MS Office is of course Google Docs, which I also use quite a lot.

Download OpenOffice Here

*Might be a statistic I made up.




Monday 4 February 2008

Capslockitous - tHE wAR oN tERRIBLE tYPING



Along with the "F12" key, one of the fewest pressed buttons on my rather worn keyboard would have to be "Caps Lock". I do recognise the need to have this button (headings, posters etc.), but for normal everyday use it's not really needed. It has recently come to my attention that there are people out there, and these people are computer literate and very intelligent. They use Caps Lock to get a single capital letter. That means up to this point I would have pressed that button 20 times. WHY. WHY would you do that? Even there I didn't use it. There's a shift key for once off capitals you know. Very sorry for this ramble. Just needed to get it off my chest. And if you suffer from Capslockitous.... shame on you. If you cant get help try here.


After a bit of looking around t'Internet it seems I'm not alone...

Saturday 2 February 2008

Bank Job - Special Agent 00(7)00

So yesterday I trudged through the snow infested city that was Limerick. I had to visit the bank to make a rather urgent lodgement. I entered the premises which will remain nameless. There was a small queue of elderly people at the counter, so I made my way toward the ATM/Lodgement machine. This, as the name suggests will take lodgements as well as withdrawals. Delighted at beating the queue, I jammed in my crumpled cheque into the machine. It was rejected the first time, but the machine managed to scan the cheque on the second attempt. After the message "Transaction Completed", a "ATM Out of Service" message popped up, and no receipt was printed. I immediately ventured over to Customer Service. She approached the ATM, used her bunch keys to open it, and right in front of me continued, by....... entering the password - "0000" What the hell?! The administrator password to the ATM inside a main city bank is zero four times. The manager should be sacked, no shot. The ATM was then opened up, and I got to see its guts. A fairly complex set of circuitry attached to a scanner, and some more nerdy stuff. It's built on top of a safe. That looked secure but I wonder is the password to the safe "0000" as well? I'd put some money on that :)


Friday 1 February 2008

Gift Grub Downloads



I rather enjoy Today FM in the mornings. The Ian Dempsey show is great company for my otherwise lonely early morning commute from Limerick to Galway (Thank God for the Ennis bypass!). Like most people the skit named Gift Grub is the highlight of the show for me. Hilarious stuff altogether. I always wanted to download the gift grub clips, but in my esteemed opinion Todayfm.com is one of the worst websites to navigate ever! I really hope they fix it up sooner rather than later. Anyway getting to the point of this ramble I came across a brilliant site for downloading the gift grub skits.


Download Gift Grub Here


If you're a fan I recommend bookmarking it. While I'm at it I must also recommend Ray Foley's blog. The best show on Today FM. Remember its only a bit of fun for your lunch time.

Tuesday 29 January 2008

Diarmuid's Download of the Week: Are you Listening Photoshop users?



Here's my weekly recommended download. It’s the turn of Paint.NET. This is one of the best free alternatives to Adobe Photoshop. It has all the basic features you would expect from a graphic design application, and a whole lot more. I did give GIMP a go for a while, but thought it was complicated compared to Photoshop. Paint.NET is much easier to use and has a good user interface. Tutorials are widely available and it offers support for plug-ins. It works on Windows XP, VISTA and with a little help Linux. I’m actually not sure about Macs. Additionally it featured in PC World’s top 20 products of 2007.

Download Link

Paint.NET homepage



Monday 28 January 2008

Prolog Text Based Adventure Game

I have uploaded my 3rd Year Knowledge Representation project. It's a text based adventure game designed in amzi prolog. The game is not mainstream and is for learning intentions only. It's a platform for learning a bit of Artifical Intelligence. This will be useful if your doing a project similar to this. You will need to download amzi to run and play the game.

Update: Link is now down, so here's the source code
And if you haven't guessed you need to take out the html br's. Don't know why they keep popping up!


The game and source can be downloaded here.
A walkthrough is also available.


For those people who are expected to be entertained rather than put to sleep, here's a picture I found in my inbox. (I finished my exams last week, so it cracks me up)

Sunday 27 January 2008

Diarmuidos - The Nutritional Choice



Check out Seán's awesome picture, I might have to use it as a logo! Just wished I'd thought of it first. I hope to be putting up my text based adventure game designed in Amzi Prolog sometime this week. If you have no idea what a text based game is try this one: Pacman. Its fantastic, well as much fun as text games tend to be.

Will have the Prolog source code for my game. Very nerdy stuff indeed.

Tuesday 22 January 2008

DOWNLOADS - CCleaner (It Rocks)

I do like scouting the Internet for free but yet useful applications/programs. I have quite a few in my collection, and decided to share the best ones with you.

I would like my fist download recommendation ever on my blog to be CCleaner. This neat little free program, cleans up your hard drive by removing all the crap you might be unaware still exists. Also it has a nice registry cleaner. Meaning you don't have to mess around with it. Good for all computer users, novice to expert.

Download CCleaner here

Saturday 19 January 2008

I've Become a Blogster

Hi everybody....

Well as some of you may be aware my brother has had a rather entertaining blog going since 2006. I actually find it vastly humorous and interesting. (Where's that €20 Seán?)


Being completely sick of Bebo and Facebook, I've decided to take my brother's advice and start a blog for myself. Now I'm definitely not a writer and in fairness there's no way I can compete with my brother's wit, sarcasm and ability to find monolithic (bigger) words in the dictionary than I can. Mostly in part so I don't have to directly compete with him I've decided to blog about what I do best: a nerd blog. Being very much into IT and currently studying it (final year), I have a few nice projects and some source code that other students might find useful. Hell I might just recommend stuff and put up silly videos I like from Youtube. Maybe Seán will give me some pointers on how to make it more entertaining.


I plan on just doing this when I have a bit of time on my hands – When my other half is getting ready to go out or like now when I'm in the middle of my exams. For when I have nothing better to do!